Goodbye. Fuck you.: Archive

Goodbye. Fuck you.

February 2012

Dying my hair and beard blonde tomorrow.

So so so sleepy but I’m trying to stay awake to get my sleeping round the right way. Watching Top Gear. I’d like some conversation with absolutely anyone to keep me awake. (Pretty girls preferably.)

Unfollow, unfollow

Moron, moron…

Some girls are fucking shallow morons.

Tucked up watching some show about the London underground. I’d quite like a cuddle.

I'm Linnet: SAVE DA PUGZ →

temps-orageux: I think it’s very sad how desirable pugs have become over the last couple of years. Much as they often look cute, it doesn’t take a genius to look at them and imagine some of the painful health problems they have. Dogs are not designed to have faces that flat. Infections between skin folds, joint… YES LINNET. I back what’s been said here SO much and despite how much...

Someone text me while I watch Coppers? :)

Anonymous asked: You're lovely :)

Life isn't gauged by "followers".

So stop trying so hard to get more.

Please start growing your hair again. Long hair is WAY hotter.

So now we don't talk

Because I was honest and you got scared.

Might take a nice photo of myself for a change.

Would you like that Tumblr?

Some artistically minded people could draw me? Or even doodle? I dunno, I think it’d be funny! :)

Anyone in London

Wanna hang out/smoke a bud before my train?

Has based his entire lecture around Ants. I’m sorry, I didn’t realise I was studying insect biology…

Match made in bare feet.

The one that you talk about: Is it too early in... →

goodbyefuckyou: elsabernadette: goodbyefuckyou: To walk around barefoot? My shoes are rubbing and the urge to go barefoot is becoming overwhelming… I walk around barefoot all year :D I think I’m in love with you? Haha. I usually do too but snow and getting my foot tattooed… We definitely need to get married. I walked a mile in a storm in Scotland barefoot once haha.

Is it too early in the year

elsabernadette: goodbyefuckyou: To walk around barefoot? My shoes are rubbing and the urge to go barefoot is becoming overwhelming… I walk around barefoot all year :D I think I’m in love with you? Haha. I usually do too but snow and getting my foot tattooed has necessitated shoes! Luckily my foot’s healed (and worn off) so I may just lose the shoes… Hmmmm, walking around...

Is it too early in the year

To walk around barefoot? My shoes are rubbing and the urge to go barefoot is becoming overwhelming…

Got woken up early

So that I could go with my dad to London because he has a dodgy knee. We arrive at the station and he bails on me saying it hurts too much to go in. Now I’m at Ashford station with a half hour wait for a train that’s gonna get me to university an hour earlier than I need to be there. I needed to do things today too. Da fuq.

I would appreciate it if someone who can keep a level head would talk to me right now.

Can’t wait to move back to London. It’ll be nice for people to be able to come over at any time. Hate living in this village and I hate being so lonely.

Watching House and eating Jaffa Cakes. It’d be nice to text some new people? Drop me a message if you wanna chat :)

Topless Tuesday

Really isn’t what it used to be. When did girls start getting self respect?

Back from Rochester

Managed to successfully fail at all the plans I made today. I’m tired but happy (enough). Dad’s taking his time picking me up but I’m not gonna complain cos he’s getting an Indian tonight. Mad dinner hype.

Just got called a grunger by a drunk slut.

I guess it’s fight night.

I don't like much about myself

But I’ve decided I like my arms.

Time to deal with life.

Today, all I’m going to do is take my car to get fixed and then hook up my playstation to the 50” tv downstairs. Fallout 3 will be getting a serious workout.

Lying in bed listening to Owen. I don’t wanna face the world today.

I think I'm turning into a superhero.

If being a hilarious bastard and insanely miserable at the same time is a superpower.

Heaviest deja vu.

Gonna smoke a bud, have a glass of Fanta and then go to sleep. Listening to Hindsights is good too.

So many people getting anons

Asking if they have boyfriend/girlfriends or if they’re interested in someone etc. It’s obvious that you’re into the person you’re asking otherwise you wouldn’t be asking those questions. Why not just straight up admit that you think they’re hot? Never know, it might get you somewhere?

Found a rad place in London for next year.

Arranging bookings and stuff too. Can’t wait to move out again and live with the figure of manliness that is Maxwell Lewis Field.

Noticed you a lot recently. Does this mean something?

Today I realised something

Seeing as my brother has moved out, the next time my parents decide they need a weekend away I get the house to myself. Kitchen shows may come around sooner than first anticipated…

I want a rank chick to ask me to do something

So I can lie and say I’m washing my hair. Would be incredible.

Unpopular opinion

I hate sweets with sugar on the outside. No need.

PLEASE stop having a fucking orgasm every time someone says Star Wars. Yeah, they’re decent few films but there are so many films that are infinitely better. Get off the fucking hype wagon.

You’re a fucking plague.

Tonight's plans.

Mum’s beef stew (obviously smothered in Nandos sauce) and Whose Line Is It Anyway? Wish my car was working right now, I’d go to the garage and pick up some bits and pieces and maybe even a friend to hang out with.